I know it’s been a while since I posted– I was moving, and then Christmas happened (our dinner was French-themed so I made bacon fat mashed potatoes with cantal cheese and it was fist pumping good). I don’t know what my excuse for January is, but I’m gonna blame it on Donald Trump and the family of hamsters masquerading as his hair.
I especially enjoy cooking when it’s holiday specific, so I figured I’d make something for Superbowl Sunday (go Beardogs!). I’ve been eyeing Chrissy Teigen’s cheesy guacamole recipe for a couple of weeks now, and this seemed like a good excuse to make it. I get that adding cheese to an otherwise healthy dip seems like overkill, but it takes it from being just an inexplicably delicious pile of green goop to being an inexplicably delicious pile of green goop with cheese mixed in. Plus, who’s really trying to be healthy on Superbowl Sunday?
3 Haas avocados, halved, seeded, and peeled
Juice of 1/2 a lime
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp ground cumin
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
1/2 medium onion, diced
1/2 jalapeño pepper, seeded and finely minced (jarred is fine)
1 tbsp chopped cilantro
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese
Tortilla chips (NOT “hint of lime”, unless you are a “hint of lime” eating monster)
*If you’d like to add tomatoes, Chrissy says to add 2 romas, seeded and diced. I have acid reflux so raw tomatoes are my worst nightmare. But if you can eat them, they add beautiful color and sweetness to an otherwise salty and tangy dish.
Put the avocados in a medium bowl. Cover with the lime juice. Mash with a potato masher. Mash. Mash. Mash away, until there are only a few delightful little chunks left.
Mash in the spices and salt.
Gently fold in the remaining ingredients. Cover the guac in saran wrap for an hour to let those flavors dance together.
Wash your hands really well so you don’t touch your eye later and get jalapeño juice in it.
Dip your chip and enjoy.